{"product_id":"beetlegoose-hoodie-2","title":"BeetleGoose Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eHONK HONK... IT'S SHOWTIME.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Beetlegoose\" transforms everyone's favourite chaotic waterfowl into a gloriously supernatural troublemaker, blending gothic horror, haunted-house comedy, and absurd goose energy into one unforgettable design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a wildly overconfident spectral goose dressed in unmistakably theatrical black-and-white attire, the artwork captures the perfect balance of spooky atmosphere and ridiculous humour. Set against a backdrop of moonlit graveyards, eerie mansions, and supernatural mayhem, this design feels like a forgotten cult horror-comedy poster from an alternate timeline where geese became the most feared spirits of the afterlife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRendered in a richly detailed vintage poster style, the artwork combines dramatic lighting, gothic architecture, distressed textures, and cinematic horror aesthetics with the inherently chaotic personality of a goose. The result is both genuinely striking and completely ridiculous—a wearable conversation starter that rewards a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a large full-colour back print and subtle MashForge chest logo, this hoodie combines spooky season energy, dark humour, and absurd parody artwork into a unique piece of wearable art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts horror comedy, gothic fantasy, Halloween humour, and chaotic goose nonsense, this hoodie is perfect for fans of spooky aesthetics, cult comedy, paranormal mischief, and weird internet humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie designed for warmth, comfort, and everyday wear, featuring a soft fleece interior and durable construction built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForged in Absurdity by MashForge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧥 HOODIE DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e• Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Large full-colour back print\u003cbr\u003e• MashForge chest logo on front\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Spacious front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e• Durable double-needle stitching throughout\u003cbr\u003e• Available in black and dark green\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 SIZING\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e• Designed for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• For a relaxed or oversized look, consider sizing up\u003cbr\u003e• Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e• Goose enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Horror comedy fans\u003cbr\u003e• Halloween lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Gothic art collectors\u003cbr\u003e• Spooky season enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Dark humour fans\u003cbr\u003e• Cult movie lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Fans of absurd parody artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order\u003cbr\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMashForge specialises in absurd humour, ridiculous mashups, and pop-culture parody artwork designed to make people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MashForge","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54086034030929,"sku":"1546721_5530","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54086034063697,"sku":"1546721_5531","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54086034096465,"sku":"1546721_5532","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54086034129233,"sku":"1546721_5533","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54086034162001,"sku":"1546721_5534","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1044\/8650\/2737\/files\/BGoose_Black_Hoodie_Back.jpg?v=1781695664","url":"https:\/\/mashforge.co.uk\/products\/beetlegoose-hoodie-2","provider":"MashForge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}