{"product_id":"conan-the-librarian-hoodie","title":"Conan the Librarian Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eCONAN THE LIBRARIAN is a funny fantasy hoodie featuring a vintage-style parody design that reimagines a legendary barbarian warrior as a surprisingly dedicated librarian. Perfect for book lovers, fantasy fans, librarians, teachers, readers, and anyone who appreciates clever geek humour and absurd pop-culture mashups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHE CONQUERED WORLDS, BUT HE LOVED HIS BOOKS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Conan the Librarian\" transforms a mighty sword-wielding adventurer into the most intimidating guardian of knowledge ever to patrol the library stacks. Combining classic fantasy adventure with bookish charm, this design celebrates the idea that true power comes not only from strength, but from a well-stocked bookshelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRendered in the style of a vintage movie poster, the artwork depicts a fearsome warrior quietly immersed in literature while surrounded by shelves of books, ancient knowledge, and the sacred silence of the reading room. Rich cinematic colours, distressed textures, and nostalgic poster aesthetics create the feeling of a forgotten fantasy classic from an alternate timeline where the greatest heroes protected libraries instead of kingdoms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe contrast between barbarian strength and scholarly dedication creates a design that is both genuinely funny and surprisingly wholesome. Whether you're a lifelong fantasy reader, a librarian, a teacher, or simply someone who loves books, this artwork celebrates the joy of reading through one of the most unlikely literary heroes imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a large full-colour back print and subtle MashForge chest logo, this hoodie combines fantasy adventure, literary humour, and vintage poster artwork into a wearable conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEqual parts fantasy parody, book-lover humour, retro poster art, and geek culture, this hoodie is perfect for readers, librarians, fantasy enthusiasts, and lovers of absurd comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on a Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie designed for warmth, comfort, and everyday wear, featuring a soft fleece interior and durable construction built to last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForged in Absurdity by MashForge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧥 HOODIE DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e• Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie\u003cbr\u003e• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Soft fleece interior for warmth and comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e• Large full-colour back print\u003cbr\u003e• MashForge chest logo on front\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Spacious front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for a comfortable fit\u003cbr\u003e• Durable double-needle stitching throughout\u003cbr\u003e• Available in multiple colours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📏 SIZING\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e• Designed for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• For a relaxed or oversized look, consider sizing up\u003cbr\u003e• Please check the size guide in the listing images before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr\u003e• Librarians\u003cbr\u003e• Book lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Fantasy readers\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers and educators\u003cbr\u003e• Library workers\u003cbr\u003e• Writers and authors\u003cbr\u003e• Geek and nerd culture fans\u003cbr\u003e• Fans of absurd parody humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 SHIPPING\u003cbr\u003e• Printed to order\u003cbr\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Colours may vary slightly depending on screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMashForge specialises in absurd humour, ridiculous mashups, and pop-culture parody artwork designed to make people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MashForge","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54095072493905,"sku":"3638263_5530","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54095072526673,"sku":"3638263_5531","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54095072559441,"sku":"3638263_5532","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54095072592209,"sku":"3638263_5533","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54095072624977,"sku":"3638263_5534","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":54095072657745,"sku":"3638263_5554","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":54095072690513,"sku":"3638263_5555","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":54095072723281,"sku":"3638263_5556","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":54095072756049,"sku":"3638263_5557","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":54095072788817,"sku":"3638263_5558","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":54095072821585,"sku":"3638263_12989","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":54095072854353,"sku":"3638263_12990","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":54095072887121,"sku":"3638263_12991","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":54095072919889,"sku":"3638263_12992","price":47.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":54095072952657,"sku":"3638263_12993","price":49.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1044\/8650\/2737\/files\/Conan_ChocBrown_Hoodie_Back.jpg?v=1781804999","url":"https:\/\/mashforge.co.uk\/products\/conan-the-librarian-hoodie","provider":"MashForge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}