{"product_id":"the-perminator-poster","title":"The Perminator Poster","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"169\" data-end=\"207\"\u003eHe’ll be back… after his next appointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"529\"\u003e“The Perminator” transforms legendary 1980s action-movie intensity into a gloriously ridiculous salon comedy parody. Styled like a lost VHS-era cult classic, this retro-inspired poster blends unstoppable action-hero energy with suburban hairdresser chaos to create the ultimate absurd crossover movie that never existed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eFeaturing a stone-faced cyborg stylist armed with a hairdryer instead of heavy artillery, the artwork captures the gritty seriousness of classic sci-fi action cinema while placing it inside the warm beige glow of a vintage hair salon. With richly detailed textures, cinematic lighting, and deadpan visual humour, this design perfectly recreates the feel of a forgotten action-comedy blockbuster from an alternate timeline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"1091\"\u003ePerfect for retro movie fans, hairdressers, salon owners, barbers, 80s cinema lovers, and anyone who appreciates absurd parody wall art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1235\"\u003ePrinted on premium enhanced matte art paper for a cinematic, high-detail finish with rich colour depth and authentic vintage poster character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eForged in Absurdity by MashForge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003e🖨️ PRINT DETAILS\u003cbr data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003e• Printed on premium enhanced matte art paper (200gsm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003e• Smooth, non-reflective finish with rich colour depth\u003cbr data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e• Sharp detail reproduction and cinematic contrast\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003e• Durable, museum-quality feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1641\"\u003e📏 AVAILABLE SIZES\u003cbr data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1514\"\u003e• A4 (21 x 29.7 cm \/ 8.3 x 11.7 inches)\u003cbr data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003e• A3 (29.7 x 42 cm \/ 11.7 x 16.5 inches)\u003cbr data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1599\"\u003e• A2 (42 x 59.4 cm \/ 16.5 x 23.4 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e• Hairdressers and salon owners\u003cbr data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003e• Retro movie poster collectors\u003cbr data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003e• 80s action movie fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003e• Barbershop and salon decor\u003cbr data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003e• Cult cinema and parody art enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1828\"\u003e• Unique gifts for stylists and film buffs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING\u003cbr data-start=\"1885\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e• Printed to order\u003cbr data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003ePlease note: Frame not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MashForge","offers":[{"title":"A4","offer_id":53793714897233,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3","offer_id":53793714930001,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2","offer_id":53793714962769,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1044\/8650\/2737\/files\/Perminator_Poster_Hero.png?v=1778962797","url":"https:\/\/mashforge.co.uk\/products\/the-perminator-poster","provider":"MashForge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}