{"product_id":"there-will-be-cud-poster","title":"There Will Be Cud Poster","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e“I drink your milkshake!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e“There Will Be Cud” transforms one of modern cinema’s most intense dramas into a gloriously absurd dairy-fuelled parody. Styled like a dark prestige-film poster, this design blends grim industrial ambition, gothic Americana, and deadpan bovine chaos into a bizarre alternate-history cinematic masterpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"951\"\u003eFeaturing a sharply dressed cow tycoon towering over smoky dairy fields and industrial milk operations, the artwork captures the ominous atmosphere of classic award-winning cinema while twisting it into surreal farmyard satire. With dramatic lighting, vintage oil-painting textures, and richly detailed retro typography, the piece feels like a forgotten arthouse epic from an alternate timeline where milk replaced oil as the world’s greatest obsession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003ePerfect for film buffs, dark comedy fans, retro movie poster collectors, dairy enthusiasts, and lovers of weird parody wall art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003ePrinted on premium enhanced matte art paper for a cinematic, high-detail finish with rich texture, dramatic contrast, and vintage poster character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003eForged in Absurdity by MashForge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1267\" data-end=\"1486\"\u003e🖨️ PRINT DETAILS\u003cbr data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1287\"\u003e• Printed on premium enhanced matte art paper (200gsm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e• Smooth, non-reflective finish with rich colour depth\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e• Sharp detail reproduction and cinematic contrast\u003cbr data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003e• Durable, museum-quality feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1488\" data-end=\"1636\"\u003e📏 AVAILABLE SIZES\u003cbr data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e• A4 (21 x 29.7 cm \/ 8.3 x 11.7 inches)\u003cbr data-start=\"1548\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003e• A3 (29.7 x 42 cm \/ 11.7 x 16.5 inches)\u003cbr data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003e• A2 (42 x 59.4 cm \/ 16.5 x 23.4 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1870\"\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR\u003cbr data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e• Cult movie fans\u003cbr data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e• Dark comedy and satire lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003e• Retro cinema art collectors\u003cbr data-start=\"1738\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003e• Farmhouse and quirky decor enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"1781\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003e• Home theatres, studios, and offices\u003cbr data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1824\"\u003e• Unique gifts for film buffs and cow lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1872\" data-end=\"1947\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING\u003cbr data-start=\"1883\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003e• Printed to order\u003cbr data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003e• Carefully packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1981\"\u003ePlease note: Frame not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MashForge","offers":[{"title":"A4","offer_id":53793837547857,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3","offer_id":53793837580625,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A2","offer_id":53793837613393,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1044\/8650\/2737\/files\/Cud_Poster_Hero.png?v=1778964456","url":"https:\/\/mashforge.co.uk\/products\/there-will-be-cud-poster","provider":"MashForge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}