Funny vintage-style there will be blood movie poster with a cow in human clothing and a pipe, set against an industrial background.

There Will Be Cud Poster

A4
£19.99
£19.99
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There Will Be Cud Poster

There Will Be Cud Poster

£19.99
£19.99
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“I drink your milkshake!”

“There Will Be Cud” transforms one of modern cinema’s most intense dramas into a gloriously absurd dairy-fuelled parody. Styled like a dark prestige-film poster, this design blends grim industrial ambition, gothic Americana, and deadpan bovine chaos into a bizarre alternate-history cinematic masterpiece.

Featuring a sharply dressed cow tycoon towering over smoky dairy fields and industrial milk operations, the artwork captures the ominous atmosphere of classic award-winning cinema while twisting it into surreal farmyard satire. With dramatic lighting, vintage oil-painting textures, and richly detailed retro typography, the piece feels like a forgotten arthouse epic from an alternate timeline where milk replaced oil as the world’s greatest obsession.

Perfect for film buffs, dark comedy fans, retro movie poster collectors, dairy enthusiasts, and lovers of weird parody wall art.

Printed on premium enhanced matte art paper for a cinematic, high-detail finish with rich texture, dramatic contrast, and vintage poster character.

Forged in Absurdity by MashForge.

🖨️ PRINT DETAILS
• Printed on premium enhanced matte art paper (200gsm)
• Smooth, non-reflective finish with rich colour depth
• Sharp detail reproduction and cinematic contrast
• Durable, museum-quality feel

📏 AVAILABLE SIZES
• A4 (21 x 29.7 cm / 8.3 x 11.7 inches)
• A3 (29.7 x 42 cm / 11.7 x 16.5 inches)
• A2 (42 x 59.4 cm / 16.5 x 23.4 inches)

🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Cult movie fans
• Dark comedy and satire lovers
• Retro cinema art collectors
• Farmhouse and quirky decor enthusiasts
• Home theatres, studios, and offices
• Unique gifts for film buffs and cow lovers

📦 SHIPPING
• Printed to order
• Carefully packaged for safe delivery

Please note: Frame not included.

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